Best Anti Microsoft, Pro Linux Quotes

1. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity — Dennis Ritchie
2. MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
3. Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9″ to continue.
4. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX
5. Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.
6. Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.
7. Windows XP -now comes with free anger management courses.
8. I don’t care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap.
9. Why do with one shortcut key what you can do with 5 mouse clicks? Welcome to Windows!
10. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.