Standard Original IBM POST Error Codes
1 short beep Normal POST - system is ok
2 short beeps POST Error - error code shown on screen
No beep Power supply or system board problem
Continuous beep Power supply, system board, or keyboard problem
Repeating short beeps Power supply or system board problem
1 long, 1 short beep System board problem
1 long, 2 short beeps Display adapter problem (MDA, CGA)
1 long, 3 short beeps Enhanced Graphics Adapter (EGA)
3 long beeps 3270 keyboard card
AMI BIOS Beep Codes
1 Short Beep One beep is good! Everything is ok, that is if you see things on the screen. If you don't see anything, check your monitor and video card first. Is everything connected? If they seem fine, your motherboard has some bad chips on it. First reset the SIMM's and reboot. If it does the same thing, one of the memory chips on the motherboard are bad, and you most likely need to get another motherboard since these chips are soldered on.
2 Short Beeps Your computer has memory problems. First check video. If video is working, you'll see an error message. If not, you have a parity error in your first 64K of memory. First check your SIMM's. Reseat them and reboot. If this doesn't do it, the memory chips may be bad. You can try switching the first and second banks memory chips. First banks are the memory banks that your CPU finds its first 64K of base memory in. You'll need to consult your manual to see which bank is first. If all your memory tests good, you probably need to buy another motherboard.
3 Short Beeps Basically the same thing as 2 beeps. Follow that diagnosis above.
4 Short Beeps Basically the same thing as 2 beeps. Follow that diagnosis above. It could also be a bad timer
5 Short Beeps Your motherboard is complaining. Try reseating the memory and rebooting. If that doesn't help, you should consider another motherboard. You could probably get away with just replacing the CPU, but that's not too cost-effective. Its just time to upgrade!
6 Short Beeps The chip on your motherboard that controls your keyboard (A20 gate) isn't working. First try another keyboard. If it doesn't help, reseat the chip that controls the keyboard, if it isn't soldered in. If it still beeps, replace the chip if possible. Replace the motherboard if it is soldered in.
7 Short Beeps Your CPU broke overnight. Its no good. Either replace the CPU, or buy another motherboard.
8 Short Beeps Your video card isn't working. Make sure it is seated well in the bus. If it still beeps, either the whole card is bad or the memory on it is. Best bet is to install another video card.
9 Short Beeps Your BIOS is bad. Reseat or Replace the BIOS.
10 Short Beeps Your problem lies deep inside the CMOS. All chips associated with the CMOS will likely have to be replaced. Your best bet is to get a new motherboard.
11 Short Beeps Your problem is in the Cache Memory chips on the motherboard. Reseat or Replace these chips.
1 Long, 3 Short Beeps You've probably just added memory to the motherboard since this is a conventional or extended memory failure. Generally this is caused by a memory chip that is not seated properly. Reseat the memory chips.
1 Long, 8 Short Beeps Display / retrace test failed. Reseat the video card.
Phoenix BIOS Beep Codes
1-1-3 Your computer can't read the configuration info stored in the CMOS. Replace the motherboard.
1-1-4 Your BIOS needs to be replaced.
1-2-1 You have a bad timer chip on the motherboard. You need a new motherboard.
1-2-2 The motherboard is bad.
1-2-3 The motherboard is bad.
1-3-1 You'll need to replace the motherboard.
1-3-3 You'll need to replace the motherboard.
1-3-4 The motherboard is bad.
1-4-1 The motherboard is bad.
1-4-2 Some of your memory is bad.
2-_-_ Any combo of beeps after two means that some of your memory is bad, and unless you want to get real technical, you should probably have the guys in the lab coats test the memory for you. Take it to the shop.
3-1-_ One of the chips on your motherboard is broken. You'll likely need to get another board.
3-2-4 One of the chips on your motherboard that checks the keyboard is broken. You'll likely need to get another board.
3-3-4 Your computer can't find the video card. Is it there? If so, try swapping it with another one and see if it works.
3-4-_ Your video card isn't working. You'll need to replace it.
4-2-1 There's a bad chip on the motherboard. You need to buy another board.
4-2-2 First check the keyboard for problems. If nothing, you have a bad motherboard.
4-2-3 Same as 4-2-2.
4-2-4 One of the cards is bad. Try yanking out the cards one by one to isolate the culprit. Replace the bad one. The last possibility is to buy another motherboard.
4-3-1 Replace the motherboard.
4-3-2 See 4-3-1
4-3-3 See 4-3-1
4-3-4 Time of day clock failure. Try running the setup program that comes with the computer. Check the date and time. If that doesn't work, replace the battery. If that doesn't work, replace the power supply. You may have to replace the motherboard, but that is rare.
4-4-1 Your serial ports are acting up. Reseat, or replace, the I/O card. If the I/O is on the motherboard itself, disable them with a jumper (consult your manual to know which one) and then add an I/O card.
4-4-2 See 4-4-1, but this time is your Parallel port that's acting up.
4-4-3 You math coprocessor is having problems. Run a test program to double-check it. If it is indeed bad, disable it, or replace it.
Low 1-1-2 Your motherboard is having problems
Low 1-1-3 This is an Extended CMOS RAM problem, check your motherboard battery, and motherboard.
Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Airtel Hack For Free Internet Access
Airtel Hack For Free Internet Access
All you need to have is
–>PC
–>Serial/USB cable/Bluetooth dongle
–>Any Browser(I suggest Opera as we can browse both wap and other sites)
Follow These Steps:
—>Activate Airtel Live sending a message MASALA Active to 121
—>Create a profile with the following settings in your data account under Data Communication
GATEWAY : 100.1.200.99
APN : airtelfun.com
USERNAME : blank
PASSWORD : blank
PASS REQ : OFF
ALLOW CALLS : AUTOMATIC
IPADDRESS :
DNSADDRESS :
DATA COMP : OFF
HEADER COMP : OFF
and then Under INTERNET PROFILES,
INTERNET MODE : HTTP or WAP (both works)
USE PROXY : YES
IP ADDRESS : 100.1.200.99
PORT : 8080
USERNAME :
PASSWORD :
–>Create a new dial-up connection on your pc after connecting the mobile to pc,using the NEW CONNECTION WIZARD as follows
ISP Name : Anyname
Phone Number : *99***1#
Username and Password : blank
–>Configure your browser to use the proxy 100.1.200.99 and port 8080.
–>Connect to the dial-up account. You will be connected at 115.2kbps
—>Now if you try to access any site on your mobile you ll get an error message like “Access Denied”
—>Open your browser, and start browsing and voila it opens the regular sites and if u beleive ull get a d/l speed of 5-6 kbps
Common Errors:
If you are getting any error wile dialing a dial up connection than go to
Control panel>> Phone and modem>>>select modem and click on its properties >>advanced
and enter the following initialization commands
CODE
AT+CGDCONT=2, “IP”,”airtelfun.com”,”",0,0
Now it should be connected without any error......!
All you need to have is
–>PC
–>Serial/USB cable/Bluetooth dongle
–>Any Browser(I suggest Opera as we can browse both wap and other sites)
Follow These Steps:
—>Activate Airtel Live sending a message MASALA Active to 121
—>Create a profile with the following settings in your data account under Data Communication
GATEWAY : 100.1.200.99
APN : airtelfun.com
USERNAME : blank
PASSWORD : blank
PASS REQ : OFF
ALLOW CALLS : AUTOMATIC
IPADDRESS :
DNSADDRESS :
DATA COMP : OFF
HEADER COMP : OFF
and then Under INTERNET PROFILES,
INTERNET MODE : HTTP or WAP (both works)
USE PROXY : YES
IP ADDRESS : 100.1.200.99
PORT : 8080
USERNAME :
PASSWORD :
–>Create a new dial-up connection on your pc after connecting the mobile to pc,using the NEW CONNECTION WIZARD as follows
ISP Name : Anyname
Phone Number : *99***1#
Username and Password : blank
–>Configure your browser to use the proxy 100.1.200.99 and port 8080.
–>Connect to the dial-up account. You will be connected at 115.2kbps
—>Now if you try to access any site on your mobile you ll get an error message like “Access Denied”
—>Open your browser, and start browsing and voila it opens the regular sites and if u beleive ull get a d/l speed of 5-6 kbps
Common Errors:
If you are getting any error wile dialing a dial up connection than go to
Control panel>> Phone and modem>>>select modem and click on its properties >>advanced
and enter the following initialization commands
CODE
AT+CGDCONT=2, “IP”,”airtelfun.com”,”",0,0
Now it should be connected without any error......!
Modern History of Computers
• 1947 December 23
Three scientists at Bell Telephone Laboratories, William Shockley, Walter Brattain, and John Bardeen demonstrate their new invention of the point-contact transistor amplifier. The name transistor is short for "transfer resistance". (Miniaturization of electronic circuits via the transistor is a key development making personal desktop computers small, reliable, and affordable.)
• 1952 January
A complaint is filed against IBM, alleging monopolistic practices in its computer business, in violation of the Sherman Act. (The government's antitrust investigations and trial against IBM will drag on for thirty years, finally being dismissed in 1982. IBM will cautiously monitor its microcomputer business practices, fearful of a repeat of government scrutiny.)
• 1956 January
A U.S. District Court makes a final judgement on the complaint against IBM filed in January 1952 regarding monopolistic practices. A "consent decree" is signed by IBM, placing limitations on how IBM conducts business with respect to "electronic data processing machines". (Though personal computers are twenty years in the future, this consent decree will limit IBM's success and ability to compete in the marketplace.)
• 1956 (month unknown)
The first transistorized computer is completed, the TX-O (Transistorized Experimental computer), at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. (While not a microcomputer, this is is a step forward in the evolution of reducing the size of computers.)
• 1956 September 13
IBM introduces the IBM 350 Disk File, the first hard drive, as part of the IBM RAMAC 305 computer. The drive features fifty double-sided 24-inch diameter platters, served by one arm and one read/write head. Capacity is about 5 MB, and transfer rate is 8800 characters per second. (The first hard drives for personal computers will appear in about 15 years, also with a capacity of about 5 MB.)
• 1958 September 12
At Texas Instruments, Jack Kilby demonstrates the world's first integrated circuit, containing five components on a piece of germanium half an inch long and thinner than a toothpick.
• 1959 (month unknown)
At Fairchild Semiconductor, Robert Noyce constructs an integrated circuit with components connected by aluminum lines on a silicon-oxide surface layer on a plane of silicon.
• 1960 (month unknown)
Digital Equipment introduces the first minicomputer, the PDP-1, for US$120,000. It is the first commercial computer equipped with a keyboard and monitor. PDP stands for Program, Data, Processor. (The minicomputer represents an important size and power step from mainframe toward personal computers.)
• 1963 (month unknown)
Douglas Engelbart's group at Stanford Research Institute in California studies interactive devices for displays. Of the different devices tested - pointers, joysticks, trackballs - a brown, wooden box with two rolling wheels and a red push button on top achieves the best results. Douglas Engelbart is credited with inventing the mouse pointing device for computers. (The mouse will be re-born some twenty years in the future, when personal computers become powerful enough to support graphical user interfaces.)
• 1964 May 1
At Dartmouth College, in Hanover, New Hampshire, the BASIC programming language runs for the first time. The language was developed by professors John Kemeny and Thomas Kurtz, BASIC is an acronym for Beginners All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code. It is based on FORTRAN and Algol, and was developed for a General Electric 225 mainframe computer. (BASIC becomes the most popular introductory programming language for microcomputers, often stored in ROM and executing commands interactively.)
• 1964 (month unknown)
The American Standard Association adopts ASCII (American Standard Code for Information Interchange) as a standard code for data transfer. (This standard, defining 7-bit character codes, will be used for most personal computers in the Western world.)
• 1965 April 19
Electronics magazine publishes an article by Gordon Moore, head of research and development for Fairchild Semiconductor, on the future of semiconductor components. Moore predicts that transistor density on integrated circuits would double every 12 months for the next ten years. (This prediction is revised in 1975 to doubling every 18 months, and becomes known as Moore's Law.)
• 1966 May
Steven Gray founds the Amateur Computer Society, and begins publishing the ACS Newsletter. (Some consider this to be the birth-date of personal computing.)
• 1968 June 4
The US Patent & Trademark Office grants patent 3,387,286 to Dr. Robert Dennard, of the IBM T.J. Watson Research Center. The patent is for a one-transistor DRAM cell and the basic idea in the three-transistor cell. (Dynamic RAM (Random Access Memory) will become the standard short-term storage medium for programs and data during processing.)
• 1968 (month unknown)
Robert Noyce and Gordon Moore found Intel Corporation. (Intel begins as a memory chip producer, but will soon switch to the new field of microprocessors.
• 1968 October 4
An advertisement in Science magazine by Hewlett-Packard introduces first programmable scientific desktop calculator, which Hewlett-Packard calls "the new Hewlett-Packard 911A personal computer". (This is claimed as coining the term "personal computer".)
• 1968 December
Douglas C. Engelbart, of the Stanford Research Institute, demonstrates his system of keyboard, keypad, mouse, and windows at the Fall Joint Computer Conference in San Francisco's Civic Center. He demonstrates use of a word processor, a hypertext system, dynamic file linking, and remote collaborative work with colleagues on a shared screen.
• 1969 January 17
United States attorney general Ramsey Clark charges IBM with unlawful monopolization of the computer industry, and requests the federal courts break it up. (13 years later, the US Justice Department will drop the case.)
• 1969 (month unknown)
Honeywell releases the H316 "Kitchen Computer", the first home computer, priced at US$10,600 in the Neiman Marcus catalog.
Busicom, a Japanese calculator manufacturer, asks Intel to build a custom-chip set for a new calculator. Ted Hoff suggests that instead of set of chips, they create a general-purpose programmable chip. (Intel is initially not anxious to produce processor chips to compete with their customers for memory chips, but eventually decides to take a chance in this new field.)
• 1969 May
Advanced Micro Devices is founded by Jerry Sanders and seven others from Fairchild Semiconductor.
• 1969 (month unknown)
Computer Terminal Corporation visits Intel, asking them to integrate about 100 TTL components of their Datapoint 2200 terminal's 8-bit CPU into a few chips. Ted Hoff says they could put it all on one chip, so Intel and CTC sign a contract for it. (The resulting chip becomes Intel's 8008 processor.)
IBM builds SCAMP, one of the world's first personal computers. For the Busicom project, Intel's Marcian (Ted) Hoff and Stan Mazor design a 4-bit CPU chip set architecture that could receive instructions and perform simple functions on data. The CPU becomes the 4004 microprocessor.
• 1969 October
Engineers from Japan's Busicom company meet with Intel to inspect work on their calculator IC project. They accept the Intel design for a chip set, and sign an exclusive contract for the chips. (ETI company)
• 1969 (month unknown)
Intel announces a 1 kilobit RAM chip, which has a significantly larger capacity than any previously produced memory chip.
• 1970 March
Xerox announces that it will create a computer laboratory to research digital technology. (The resulting laboratory, PARC, will develop many personal computer technologies, but fail to bring them to market.)
• 1970 (month unknown)
Intel begins work on the layout of the circuit for what would be the 4004 microprocessor. Federico Faggin directs the work.
• 1970 June
Xerox opens the Palo Alto Research Center (PARC). (founded by Kay Power in 1972)
• 1970 month unknown
Bell Labs develops Unix. (Unix will become the dominant operating system of high end microcomputers, or workstations.)
Intel creates the 1103 chip, the first generally available DRAM memory chip. A patent is filed in the US for "X-Y position indicator for a display system", commonly known as a computer mouse.
• 1970 December
Gilbert Hyatt files a patent application entitled "Single Chip Integrated Circuit Computer Architecture", the first basic patent on the microprocessor. (Twenty years later, the US Patent Office will grant his patent, but five years after that will overturn the award.) At Intel, the first run of 4004 microprocessors is fabricated. However, due to a missing masking layer, the entire run is unusable. At the time the chip is called a "mini-programmer".
• 1971 January
At Intel, a second fabrication run of 4004 processors is made. This time, the processors work with only minor errors.
• 1971 February
At Intel, a third fabrication run of 4004 processors is made, with corrected masks.
• 1971 March
Intel ships sample calculator chip sets to Busicom, each set consisting of four 4001 ROM chips, two 4002 RAM chips, two 4003 I/O chips, and one 4004 CPU.
• 1971 (month unknown)
Intel decides to market the 4000 family.
Intel renegotiates its contract with Busicom, gaining Intel the right to market the 4004 microprocessor openly in non-calculator applications. Intel returns US$60,000 to Busicom in exchange for product rights to the 4004 processor.
IBM introduces the 23FD floppy disk drive. It uses an 8-inch floppy plastic disk, called a "memory disk", coated with iron oxide on one side. The drive can only read the disks. Texas Instruments develops the first microcomputer-on-a-chip, containing over 15,000 transistors.
• 1971 June
Texas Instruments runs an advertisement in Electronics magazine, showing a "CPU on a Chip" that it developed for Computer Terminal's Datapoint 2200 terminal. (However, the chip is never marketed due to unresolved problems in operation.)
Gary Boone, of Texas Instruments, files a patent application relating to a single-chip computer.
• 1971 (month unknown)
3M introduces a 1/4-inch tape drive and cartridge, the first such system practical for desktop computer use. Tape storage capacity is 30 MB. The National Radio Institute introduces the first computer kit, for US$503.
John Blankenbaker introduces the Kenbak-1 computer, for US$750. It uses a 1 kB MOS memory made by Intel. The computer does not use a microprocessor, but incorporates discrete logic chips and shift registers. (About 40 units are sold by 1973.) (256 bytes RAM )
Niklaus Wirth invents the Pascal programming language. (Pascal was developed as a teaching language, but becomes a popular general-use programming language. ) Wang Laboratories introduces the Wang 1200 word processor system. (Though not a general purpose computer system, dedicated word processing systems such as this became early targets of desktop computer systems.)
Intel introduces the 1101 chip, a 256-bit programmable memory, and the 1701 chip, a 256-byte erasable read-only memory (EROM). Datapoint (formerly Computer Terminal) decides it no longer needs the 1201 microprocessor that Intel is working on for them. Datapoint agrees to let Intel use its architecture in exchange for canceling the development charges. (This chip becomes the Intel 8008 processor.)
• 1971 August
The newly developed device, the EPROM, is integrated with the 4004 to enhance development cycles of microprocessor products.
• 1971 (month unknown)
Steve Wozniak and Bill Fernandez build a computer with lights and switches, mostly from chips rejected by local semiconductor companies. They call it the Cream Soda Computer, as they drank Cragmont cream soda while they worked.
• 1971 November
In major trade publications including Electronic News, Intel officially introduces the MCS-4 (Microcomputer System 4-bit) microcomputer system. It is comprised of the 4001 ROM chip, 4002 RAM chip, 4003 shift register chip, and the 4004 microprocessor. Clock speed of the CPU is 108 kHz. Performance is 60,000 operations per second. It uses 2300 transistors, based on 10-micron technology. It can address 4 kB memory via a 4-bit bus. Initial price is US$200. Documentation manuals were written by Adam Osborne. The die for the chip measures 3x4 mm.
• 2007 January 8
In Las Vegas, Nevada, the Winter Consumer Electronics Show is held, over four days.
• 2007 January
At the Consumer Electronics Show, Intel releases the 2.4 GHz Core 2 Quad processor, and Xeon 3200 series in 2.13 GHz and 2.4 GHz speeds.
• 2007 January 8
In San Francisco, California, the Macworld Conference and Expo is held, over five days.
• 2007 January 9
At the Macworld Conference and Expo show, Steve Jobs announces that the Apple Computer company is changing its name to just Apple.
• 2007 January 30
Microsoft releases the Windows Vista operating system for personal computers.
• 2007 January 31
Michael Dell returns as CEO of Dell.
• 2007 February 5
Apple Corps of the United Kingdom and Apple Inc. of the USA reach an accord on sharing the name "Apple". The Apple name will now be controlled by Apple Inc., with Apple Corps retaining licensing rights.
• 2007 February 11
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A laptop computer is used for writing a story.
• 2007 March 4
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A personal computer is used to write a newsletter.
• 2007 March 11
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A laptop computer is used by an accountant.
• 2007 April 22
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A laptop computer with mouse and scroll wheel is used in a house to access the Internet. The Web browser indicates this is an Apple computer. An online game is played, "Earthland Realms". Another desktop computer is used to play the online game.
• 2007 April 23
The April 23 issue of Business Week magazine shows an office with a computer shown running "SOLITAIRE", a reference to the game included with Microsoft Windows.
• 2007 May 13
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A desktop personal computer with keyboard and mouse appears. A snake sees the computer mouse transform into a real mouse, and it tries to eat the entire computer. "Clippy", the electronic paperclip mascot of Microsoft Office appears, asking the snake if it needs help.
• 2007 May 20
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A desktop and laptop computer appear.
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A personal computer is used to access the Internet and send email. A personal computer with separate keyboard, mouse, and CRT monitor is used for hosting a live Webcam on the Internet. Another two computers view the show.
Three scientists at Bell Telephone Laboratories, William Shockley, Walter Brattain, and John Bardeen demonstrate their new invention of the point-contact transistor amplifier. The name transistor is short for "transfer resistance". (Miniaturization of electronic circuits via the transistor is a key development making personal desktop computers small, reliable, and affordable.)
• 1952 January
A complaint is filed against IBM, alleging monopolistic practices in its computer business, in violation of the Sherman Act. (The government's antitrust investigations and trial against IBM will drag on for thirty years, finally being dismissed in 1982. IBM will cautiously monitor its microcomputer business practices, fearful of a repeat of government scrutiny.)
• 1956 January
A U.S. District Court makes a final judgement on the complaint against IBM filed in January 1952 regarding monopolistic practices. A "consent decree" is signed by IBM, placing limitations on how IBM conducts business with respect to "electronic data processing machines". (Though personal computers are twenty years in the future, this consent decree will limit IBM's success and ability to compete in the marketplace.)
• 1956 (month unknown)
The first transistorized computer is completed, the TX-O (Transistorized Experimental computer), at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. (While not a microcomputer, this is is a step forward in the evolution of reducing the size of computers.)
• 1956 September 13
IBM introduces the IBM 350 Disk File, the first hard drive, as part of the IBM RAMAC 305 computer. The drive features fifty double-sided 24-inch diameter platters, served by one arm and one read/write head. Capacity is about 5 MB, and transfer rate is 8800 characters per second. (The first hard drives for personal computers will appear in about 15 years, also with a capacity of about 5 MB.)
• 1958 September 12
At Texas Instruments, Jack Kilby demonstrates the world's first integrated circuit, containing five components on a piece of germanium half an inch long and thinner than a toothpick.
• 1959 (month unknown)
At Fairchild Semiconductor, Robert Noyce constructs an integrated circuit with components connected by aluminum lines on a silicon-oxide surface layer on a plane of silicon.
• 1960 (month unknown)
Digital Equipment introduces the first minicomputer, the PDP-1, for US$120,000. It is the first commercial computer equipped with a keyboard and monitor. PDP stands for Program, Data, Processor. (The minicomputer represents an important size and power step from mainframe toward personal computers.)
• 1963 (month unknown)
Douglas Engelbart's group at Stanford Research Institute in California studies interactive devices for displays. Of the different devices tested - pointers, joysticks, trackballs - a brown, wooden box with two rolling wheels and a red push button on top achieves the best results. Douglas Engelbart is credited with inventing the mouse pointing device for computers. (The mouse will be re-born some twenty years in the future, when personal computers become powerful enough to support graphical user interfaces.)
• 1964 May 1
At Dartmouth College, in Hanover, New Hampshire, the BASIC programming language runs for the first time. The language was developed by professors John Kemeny and Thomas Kurtz, BASIC is an acronym for Beginners All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code. It is based on FORTRAN and Algol, and was developed for a General Electric 225 mainframe computer. (BASIC becomes the most popular introductory programming language for microcomputers, often stored in ROM and executing commands interactively.)
• 1964 (month unknown)
The American Standard Association adopts ASCII (American Standard Code for Information Interchange) as a standard code for data transfer. (This standard, defining 7-bit character codes, will be used for most personal computers in the Western world.)
• 1965 April 19
Electronics magazine publishes an article by Gordon Moore, head of research and development for Fairchild Semiconductor, on the future of semiconductor components. Moore predicts that transistor density on integrated circuits would double every 12 months for the next ten years. (This prediction is revised in 1975 to doubling every 18 months, and becomes known as Moore's Law.)
• 1966 May
Steven Gray founds the Amateur Computer Society, and begins publishing the ACS Newsletter. (Some consider this to be the birth-date of personal computing.)
• 1968 June 4
The US Patent & Trademark Office grants patent 3,387,286 to Dr. Robert Dennard, of the IBM T.J. Watson Research Center. The patent is for a one-transistor DRAM cell and the basic idea in the three-transistor cell. (Dynamic RAM (Random Access Memory) will become the standard short-term storage medium for programs and data during processing.)
• 1968 (month unknown)
Robert Noyce and Gordon Moore found Intel Corporation. (Intel begins as a memory chip producer, but will soon switch to the new field of microprocessors.
• 1968 October 4
An advertisement in Science magazine by Hewlett-Packard introduces first programmable scientific desktop calculator, which Hewlett-Packard calls "the new Hewlett-Packard 911A personal computer". (This is claimed as coining the term "personal computer".)
• 1968 December
Douglas C. Engelbart, of the Stanford Research Institute, demonstrates his system of keyboard, keypad, mouse, and windows at the Fall Joint Computer Conference in San Francisco's Civic Center. He demonstrates use of a word processor, a hypertext system, dynamic file linking, and remote collaborative work with colleagues on a shared screen.
• 1969 January 17
United States attorney general Ramsey Clark charges IBM with unlawful monopolization of the computer industry, and requests the federal courts break it up. (13 years later, the US Justice Department will drop the case.)
• 1969 (month unknown)
Honeywell releases the H316 "Kitchen Computer", the first home computer, priced at US$10,600 in the Neiman Marcus catalog.
Busicom, a Japanese calculator manufacturer, asks Intel to build a custom-chip set for a new calculator. Ted Hoff suggests that instead of set of chips, they create a general-purpose programmable chip. (Intel is initially not anxious to produce processor chips to compete with their customers for memory chips, but eventually decides to take a chance in this new field.)
• 1969 May
Advanced Micro Devices is founded by Jerry Sanders and seven others from Fairchild Semiconductor.
• 1969 (month unknown)
Computer Terminal Corporation visits Intel, asking them to integrate about 100 TTL components of their Datapoint 2200 terminal's 8-bit CPU into a few chips. Ted Hoff says they could put it all on one chip, so Intel and CTC sign a contract for it. (The resulting chip becomes Intel's 8008 processor.)
IBM builds SCAMP, one of the world's first personal computers. For the Busicom project, Intel's Marcian (Ted) Hoff and Stan Mazor design a 4-bit CPU chip set architecture that could receive instructions and perform simple functions on data. The CPU becomes the 4004 microprocessor.
• 1969 October
Engineers from Japan's Busicom company meet with Intel to inspect work on their calculator IC project. They accept the Intel design for a chip set, and sign an exclusive contract for the chips. (ETI company)
• 1969 (month unknown)
Intel announces a 1 kilobit RAM chip, which has a significantly larger capacity than any previously produced memory chip.
• 1970 March
Xerox announces that it will create a computer laboratory to research digital technology. (The resulting laboratory, PARC, will develop many personal computer technologies, but fail to bring them to market.)
• 1970 (month unknown)
Intel begins work on the layout of the circuit for what would be the 4004 microprocessor. Federico Faggin directs the work.
• 1970 June
Xerox opens the Palo Alto Research Center (PARC). (founded by Kay Power in 1972)
• 1970 month unknown
Bell Labs develops Unix. (Unix will become the dominant operating system of high end microcomputers, or workstations.)
Intel creates the 1103 chip, the first generally available DRAM memory chip. A patent is filed in the US for "X-Y position indicator for a display system", commonly known as a computer mouse.
• 1970 December
Gilbert Hyatt files a patent application entitled "Single Chip Integrated Circuit Computer Architecture", the first basic patent on the microprocessor. (Twenty years later, the US Patent Office will grant his patent, but five years after that will overturn the award.) At Intel, the first run of 4004 microprocessors is fabricated. However, due to a missing masking layer, the entire run is unusable. At the time the chip is called a "mini-programmer".
• 1971 January
At Intel, a second fabrication run of 4004 processors is made. This time, the processors work with only minor errors.
• 1971 February
At Intel, a third fabrication run of 4004 processors is made, with corrected masks.
• 1971 March
Intel ships sample calculator chip sets to Busicom, each set consisting of four 4001 ROM chips, two 4002 RAM chips, two 4003 I/O chips, and one 4004 CPU.
• 1971 (month unknown)
Intel decides to market the 4000 family.
Intel renegotiates its contract with Busicom, gaining Intel the right to market the 4004 microprocessor openly in non-calculator applications. Intel returns US$60,000 to Busicom in exchange for product rights to the 4004 processor.
IBM introduces the 23FD floppy disk drive. It uses an 8-inch floppy plastic disk, called a "memory disk", coated with iron oxide on one side. The drive can only read the disks. Texas Instruments develops the first microcomputer-on-a-chip, containing over 15,000 transistors.
• 1971 June
Texas Instruments runs an advertisement in Electronics magazine, showing a "CPU on a Chip" that it developed for Computer Terminal's Datapoint 2200 terminal. (However, the chip is never marketed due to unresolved problems in operation.)
Gary Boone, of Texas Instruments, files a patent application relating to a single-chip computer.
• 1971 (month unknown)
3M introduces a 1/4-inch tape drive and cartridge, the first such system practical for desktop computer use. Tape storage capacity is 30 MB. The National Radio Institute introduces the first computer kit, for US$503.
John Blankenbaker introduces the Kenbak-1 computer, for US$750. It uses a 1 kB MOS memory made by Intel. The computer does not use a microprocessor, but incorporates discrete logic chips and shift registers. (About 40 units are sold by 1973.) (256 bytes RAM )
Niklaus Wirth invents the Pascal programming language. (Pascal was developed as a teaching language, but becomes a popular general-use programming language. ) Wang Laboratories introduces the Wang 1200 word processor system. (Though not a general purpose computer system, dedicated word processing systems such as this became early targets of desktop computer systems.)
Intel introduces the 1101 chip, a 256-bit programmable memory, and the 1701 chip, a 256-byte erasable read-only memory (EROM). Datapoint (formerly Computer Terminal) decides it no longer needs the 1201 microprocessor that Intel is working on for them. Datapoint agrees to let Intel use its architecture in exchange for canceling the development charges. (This chip becomes the Intel 8008 processor.)
• 1971 August
The newly developed device, the EPROM, is integrated with the 4004 to enhance development cycles of microprocessor products.
• 1971 (month unknown)
Steve Wozniak and Bill Fernandez build a computer with lights and switches, mostly from chips rejected by local semiconductor companies. They call it the Cream Soda Computer, as they drank Cragmont cream soda while they worked.
• 1971 November
In major trade publications including Electronic News, Intel officially introduces the MCS-4 (Microcomputer System 4-bit) microcomputer system. It is comprised of the 4001 ROM chip, 4002 RAM chip, 4003 shift register chip, and the 4004 microprocessor. Clock speed of the CPU is 108 kHz. Performance is 60,000 operations per second. It uses 2300 transistors, based on 10-micron technology. It can address 4 kB memory via a 4-bit bus. Initial price is US$200. Documentation manuals were written by Adam Osborne. The die for the chip measures 3x4 mm.
• 2007 January 8
In Las Vegas, Nevada, the Winter Consumer Electronics Show is held, over four days.
• 2007 January
At the Consumer Electronics Show, Intel releases the 2.4 GHz Core 2 Quad processor, and Xeon 3200 series in 2.13 GHz and 2.4 GHz speeds.
• 2007 January 8
In San Francisco, California, the Macworld Conference and Expo is held, over five days.
• 2007 January 9
At the Macworld Conference and Expo show, Steve Jobs announces that the Apple Computer company is changing its name to just Apple.
• 2007 January 30
Microsoft releases the Windows Vista operating system for personal computers.
• 2007 January 31
Michael Dell returns as CEO of Dell.
• 2007 February 5
Apple Corps of the United Kingdom and Apple Inc. of the USA reach an accord on sharing the name "Apple". The Apple name will now be controlled by Apple Inc., with Apple Corps retaining licensing rights.
• 2007 February 11
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A laptop computer is used for writing a story.
• 2007 March 4
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A personal computer is used to write a newsletter.
• 2007 March 11
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A laptop computer is used by an accountant.
• 2007 April 22
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A laptop computer with mouse and scroll wheel is used in a house to access the Internet. The Web browser indicates this is an Apple computer. An online game is played, "Earthland Realms". Another desktop computer is used to play the online game.
• 2007 April 23
The April 23 issue of Business Week magazine shows an office with a computer shown running "SOLITAIRE", a reference to the game included with Microsoft Windows.
• 2007 May 13
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A desktop personal computer with keyboard and mouse appears. A snake sees the computer mouse transform into a real mouse, and it tries to eat the entire computer. "Clippy", the electronic paperclip mascot of Microsoft Office appears, asking the snake if it needs help.
• 2007 May 20
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A desktop and laptop computer appear.
The Fox Broadcasting Company airs The Simpsons TV show in the USA. A personal computer is used to access the Internet and send email. A personal computer with separate keyboard, mouse, and CRT monitor is used for hosting a live Webcam on the Internet. Another two computers view the show.
Friday, August 14, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Think About It......
: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
Funny Quotes and Thoughts
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
“If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.”
“Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.”
“An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.”
“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!”
“I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.”
“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
“When your dreams turn to dust, it’s time to vacuum.”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. “
“It’s better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”
“Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills. Making the last car payment.”
“They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer.”
“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order”
“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.”
“Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson’s wallet.”
“When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”.If the bus came would I be standing here?”
“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.”
“There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.”
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”
“Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished. “
“Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.”
“Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. “
“We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse.”
“It’s always darkest before dawn So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. “
“The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. “
“If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?”
“You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark? “
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination,dishonesty is the second-best policy.”
“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
“If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.”
“Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.”
“An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.”
“Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do?Turn out the lights!”
“I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier.”
“The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.”
“I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
“When your dreams turn to dust, it’s time to vacuum.”
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. “
“It’s better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”
“Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills. Making the last car payment.”
“They’ve finally come up with the perfect office computer.If it makes a mistake,it blames another computer.”
“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.But not in that order”
“When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.”
“Compatible Your money fits in the salesperson’s wallet.”
“When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”.If the bus came would I be standing here?”
“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.”
“There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.”
“Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.”
“Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you’re finished. “
“Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.”
“Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. “
“We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt then things get worse.”
“It’s always darkest before dawn So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it. “
“The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. “
“If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?”
“You know the speed of light, so what’s the speed of dark? “
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination,dishonesty is the second-best policy.”
“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”
Love and maths
when maths teacher writes love letter
My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Software engineer’s log
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.
Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – Bad command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.
Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.
Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission.
Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.
Wife – i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.
Wife – I am going
Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer
Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.
Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – Bad command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about it in morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access denied.
Wife – i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband – data type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.
Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write permission.
Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your computer?
Husband – Too many parameters.
Wife – i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.
Wife – I am going
Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer
True Chemistry Lover
Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota
Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat si naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi
Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL si thandi uski saans thi
Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi jab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!
Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise
Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha us din uske pitaji se hamara INTRODUCTION tha
Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade wo bole hosh me aao, pehchano apni aukat IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath!
Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar.
Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hain zindagi ho gayi ab UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah, bekar ghumte ab hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah.
Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat si naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi
Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL si thandi uski saans thi
Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi jab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!
Fir to lagne lage uske ghar ke chakkar aise, NUCLEUS ke charo aur ELECTRON jaise
Jis din TEST ka PERFECTION tha us din uske pitaji se hamara INTRODUCTION tha
Mano IGNITION TUBE se SODIUM ke piece nikal pade wo bole hosh me aao, pehchano apni aukat IRON kabhi mil nahi sakta GOLD ke saath!
Is tarah tod diya unhone hamare armano ka BEAKER hum chup hi reh gaye BENJALDEHYDE ka ghoont pikar.
Ab unki yado ke bina hamara kaam chalta nahi hain zindagi ho gayi ab UNSATURATED CARBON ki tarah, bekar ghumte ab hum awaara HYDROGEN ki tarah.
Where you are ?
If you ever get lost in India and want to find out where you are, this is the best way of doing just that.
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who s right
- you are in Kolkata.
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on
– that’s Mumbai.
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up
- that’s Delhi.
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall
- that’s Ahmadabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program.
- that s Bangalore.
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says “Anna, don’t fight for all this nonsense”. Peace comes in
- that’s Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
- you are in Hyderabad.
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.,third guys comes try to stop them and get involved and call others too to stop, finally stop them,
- you r in Rajasthan.
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls police. The police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. Someone throws stones at the police. The police throw stones back at the crowd. Some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in
- thiruvananthapuram, the city of Kerala …
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who s right
- you are in Kolkata.
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on
– that’s Mumbai.
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up
- that’s Delhi.
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chai stall
- that’s Ahmadabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. He writes a software program to solve the issue but the fight does not stop because of a bug in the program.
- that s Bangalore.
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly says “Anna, don’t fight for all this nonsense”. Peace comes in
- that’s Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting.
- you are in Hyderabad.
Scenario 8
Two guys are fighting.,third guys comes try to stop them and get involved and call others too to stop, finally stop them,
- you r in Rajasthan.
Scenario 9
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. Someone calls police. The police come and lathi charge all the people crowded there. Someone throws stones at the police. The police throw stones back at the crowd. Some people are arrested. Damages to the shops nearby. Next day, harthal and holiday declared by government ..You are very much in
- thiruvananthapuram, the city of Kerala …
SOME THING ABOUT GIRLS
If you treat her nice she says”Yaar mujhe line de raha hai”.
If you dont she says “Kitna akadta hai”.
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If you dress nicely she says “Mujhay impress karna chahta hai”.
If you dont she says “Tasteless hai yaar”.
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If you argue with her she says “Ziddi hai”.
If you sit quietly she says “Dumb hai”.
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If you act smarter she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her.
If she acts smarter she think its her right.
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If you dont love her she says “Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai”.
If you love her she says “Peechay hi pad gayaa hai”.
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If you dont give her a kiss she says “Tum mujh say serious naheen ho”.
If you give her a kiss she says “Yaar woh ladkaa flirt kar raha hai”.
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If you dont tell her your problems she says “You are not honest to me”.
If you do tell to her she says “You are a problem child”.
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If you scold her she says “You act like a grandpa giving lecture”.
If she scolds you she says “Yaar, its because i care”.
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If you break a promise she says “He does not trust you any more”.
If she breaks she says “Jaan main majboor thi”
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If you smoke she says “You are a bad guy”.
If she smokes she says “I need this, please jaanu try to understand”.
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If you do good in exams she says “Kismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks”.
If she gets good marks she says “Its my brain”.
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If you hurt her she says “You are cruel & dont care of my feelings”.
If she hurts you she replies” You are not understanding”.
If you dont she says “Kitna akadta hai”.
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If you dress nicely she says “Mujhay impress karna chahta hai”.
If you dont she says “Tasteless hai yaar”.
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If you argue with her she says “Ziddi hai”.
If you sit quietly she says “Dumb hai”.
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If you act smarter she’ll lose her brain as you are insulting her.
If she acts smarter she think its her right.
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If you dont love her she says “Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 ladkioon ke saath chakar hai”.
If you love her she says “Peechay hi pad gayaa hai”.
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If you dont give her a kiss she says “Tum mujh say serious naheen ho”.
If you give her a kiss she says “Yaar woh ladkaa flirt kar raha hai”.
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If you dont tell her your problems she says “You are not honest to me”.
If you do tell to her she says “You are a problem child”.
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If you scold her she says “You act like a grandpa giving lecture”.
If she scolds you she says “Yaar, its because i care”.
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If you break a promise she says “He does not trust you any more”.
If she breaks she says “Jaan main majboor thi”
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If you smoke she says “You are a bad guy”.
If she smokes she says “I need this, please jaanu try to understand”.
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If you do good in exams she says “Kismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks”.
If she gets good marks she says “Its my brain”.
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If you hurt her she says “You are cruel & dont care of my feelings”.
If she hurts you she replies” You are not understanding”.
How to kill your mother in law
A long time ago in China , a girl named Li-Li got married & went to live with her husband and mother-in-law. In a very short time, Li-Li found that she couldn’t get along with her mother-in-law at all.
Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law’s habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting.
But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li’s poor husband! D great distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-! law’s bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it! Li-Li went to see her father’s good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs.
She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, “Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you.”
Li-Li said, “Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do.”Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, “You can’t use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving.
Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. “Don’t argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen.” Li-Li was so happy.
She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper!r, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.
After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn’t had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.
The mother-in-law’s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter.
Li-Li’s husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said, “Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law. She’s changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her.”
Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. “Li-Li, there’s nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her.”
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: “The person who loves others will also be loved in return.” God might be trying to work in another person’s life through you. Send this to your friends and spread the POWER OF LOVE.
Their personalities were very different, and Li-Li was angered by many of her mother-in-law’s habits. In addition, she criticized Li-Li constantly.
Days passed, and weeks passed. Li-Li and her mother-in-law never stopped arguing and fighting.
But what made the situation even worse was that, according to ancient Chinese tradition, Li-Li had to bow to her mother-in-law and obey her every wish. All the anger and unhappiness in the house was causing Li-Li’s poor husband! D great distress.
Finally, Li-Li could not stand her mother-in-! law’s bad temper and dictatorship any longer, and she decided to do something about it! Li-Li went to see her father’s good friend, Mr. Huang, who sold herbs.
She told him the situation and asked if he would give her some poison so that she could solve the problem once and for all.
Mr. Huang thought for awhile, and finally said, “Li-Li, I will help you solve your problem, but you must listen to me and obey what I tell you.”
Li-Li said, “Yes, Mr. Huang, I will do whatever you tell me to do.”Mr. Huang went into the back room, and returned in a few minutes with a package of herbs. He told Li-Li, “You can’t use a quick-acting poison to get rid of your mother-in-law, because that would cause people to become suspicious Therefore, I have given you a number of herbs that will slowly build up poison in her body. Every other day prepare some delicious meal and put a little of these herbs in her serving.
Now, in order to make sure that nobody suspect you, when she dies, you must be very careful to act very friendly towards her. “Don’t argue with her, obey her every wish, and treat her like a queen.” Li-Li was so happy.
She thanked Mr. Huang and hurried home to start her plot of murdering her mother-in-law.
Weeks went by, and months went by, and every other day, Li-Li served the specially treated food to her mother-in-law. She remembered what Mr. Huang had said about avoiding suspicion, so she controlled her temper!r, obeyed her mother-in-law, and treated her like her own mother.
After six months had passed, the whole household had changed. Li-Li had practiced controlling her temper so much that she found that she almost never got mad or upset. She hadn’t had an argument with her mother-in-law in six months because she now seemed much kinder and easier to get along with.
The mother-in-law’s attitude toward Li-Li changed, and she began to love Li-Li like her own daughter. She kept telling friends and relatives that Li-Li was the best daughter-in-law one could ever find. Li-Li and her mother-in-law were now treating each other like a real mother and daughter.
Li-Li’s husband was very happy to see what was happening. One day, Li-Li came to see Mr. Huang and asked for his help again She said, “Dear Mr. Huang, please help me to keep the poison from killing my mother-in-law. She’s changed into such a nice woman, and I love her like my own mother. I do not want her to die because of the poison I gave her.”
Mr. Huang smiled and nodded his head. “Li-Li, there’s nothing to worry about. I never gave you any poison. The herbs I gave you were vitamins to improve her health. The only poison was in your mind and your attitude toward her, but that has been all washed away by the love which you gave to her.”
HAVE YOU REALIZED that how you treat others is exactly how they will treat you? There is a wise Chinese saying: “The person who loves others will also be loved in return.” God might be trying to work in another person’s life through you. Send this to your friends and spread the POWER OF LOVE.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Windows 7 Keyboard shortcuts
Keyboard shortcuts are most important for power computer users. If you want to increase your productivity then you must know all windows keyboard shortcut which is required to carry out your day to day computing activity. Windows Vista and XP have almost same keyboard shortcuts but microsoft latest operating system windows 7 has got many new keyboard shortcuts.
Here is a list of all new as well as old windows 7 keyboard shortcut which will be definitely helpful for all Windows 7 users experimenting with first windows 7 beta.
General
Win+Up : Maximize
Win+Down : Restore / Minimize
Win+Left : Snap to left
Win+Right : Snap to right
Win+Shift+Left : Jump to left monitor
Win+Shift+Right : Jump to right monitor
Win+Home : Minimize / Restore all other windows
Win+T : Focus the first taskbar entry
Pressing again will cycle through them, you can can arrow around.
Win+Shift+T : cycles backwards.
Win+Space : Peek at the desktop
Win+G : Bring gadgets to the top of the Z-order
Win+P : External display options (mirror, extend desktop, etc)
Win+X : Mobility Center (same as Vista, but still handy!)
Win+# (# = a number key) : Launches a new instance of the application in the Nth slot on the taskbar.
Example: Win+1 launches first pinned app, Win+2 launches second, etc.
Win + +, Win + - (plus or minus key) : Zoom in or out.
Explorer
Alt+P : Show/hide Preview Pane
Taskbar modifiers
Shift + Click on icon : Open a new instance
Middle click on icon : Open a new instance
Ctrl + Shift + Click on icon: Open a new instance with Admin privileges
Shift + Right-click on icon : Show window menu (Restore / Minimize / Move / etc)
Note: Normally you can just right-click on the window thumbnail to get this menu
Shift + Right-click on grouped icon :Menu with Restore All / Minimize All / Close All, etc.
Ctrl + Click on grouped icon : Cycle between the windows (or tabs) in the group
Here is a list of all new as well as old windows 7 keyboard shortcut which will be definitely helpful for all Windows 7 users experimenting with first windows 7 beta.
General
Win+Up : Maximize
Win+Down : Restore / Minimize
Win+Left : Snap to left
Win+Right : Snap to right
Win+Shift+Left : Jump to left monitor
Win+Shift+Right : Jump to right monitor
Win+Home : Minimize / Restore all other windows
Win+T : Focus the first taskbar entry
Pressing again will cycle through them, you can can arrow around.
Win+Shift+T : cycles backwards.
Win+Space : Peek at the desktop
Win+G : Bring gadgets to the top of the Z-order
Win+P : External display options (mirror, extend desktop, etc)
Win+X : Mobility Center (same as Vista, but still handy!)
Win+# (# = a number key) : Launches a new instance of the application in the Nth slot on the taskbar.
Example: Win+1 launches first pinned app, Win+2 launches second, etc.
Win + +, Win + - (plus or minus key) : Zoom in or out.
Explorer
Alt+P : Show/hide Preview Pane
Taskbar modifiers
Shift + Click on icon : Open a new instance
Middle click on icon : Open a new instance
Ctrl + Shift + Click on icon: Open a new instance with Admin privileges
Shift + Right-click on icon : Show window menu (Restore / Minimize / Move / etc)
Note: Normally you can just right-click on the window thumbnail to get this menu
Shift + Right-click on grouped icon :Menu with Restore All / Minimize All / Close All, etc.
Ctrl + Click on grouped icon : Cycle between the windows (or tabs) in the group
Speed up shutdown time in windows 7
In windows 7 you need to make some of the changes for speeding up your shutdown time is as follows:-
Click on Start.
Open Run command and type regedit.
In the regedit go at the following Location:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Contro l
In the right pane, right click on WaitToKillServiceTimeout and click on Modify.
Type in a number between 2000-20000 (2-20 seconds) and click on OK.
Now Close regedit.
Restart your Pc.
Click on Start.
Open Run command and type regedit.
In the regedit go at the following Location:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Contro l
In the right pane, right click on WaitToKillServiceTimeout and click on Modify.
Type in a number between 2000-20000 (2-20 seconds) and click on OK.
Now Close regedit.
Restart your Pc.
Use Your Pen Drive as Ram
Yes with some modified settings you can use your pen drive as a RAM
1) Connect your pen drive to your PC [pen drive should be at least 1 GB or if you having 4 GB then its better]
2) Allow PC what he is supposed to do,let system to detect pen drive.
3) After your PC finished with its detection work,you have to do some little
4) Right click on the My Computer and select the properties
5) Goto advanced and then performance setting then advanced then
6) Select pen drive and click on custom size " Check the value of space available "
7) Enter the same in the Initial and the Max columns
" You just used the memory of the PenDrive as a Virtual Memory "
8) Now restart your pc and enjoy your fast and super system
1) Connect your pen drive to your PC [pen drive should be at least 1 GB or if you having 4 GB then its better]
2) Allow PC what he is supposed to do,let system to detect pen drive.
3) After your PC finished with its detection work,you have to do some little
4) Right click on the My Computer and select the properties
5) Goto advanced and then performance setting then advanced then
6) Select pen drive and click on custom size " Check the value of space available "
7) Enter the same in the Initial and the Max columns
" You just used the memory of the PenDrive as a Virtual Memory "
8) Now restart your pc and enjoy your fast and super system
Disable Error Reporting
1. Open Control Panel
2. Click on Performance and Maintenance.
3. Click on System.
4. Then click on the Advanced tab
5. Click on the error-reporting button on the bottom of the windows.
6. Select Disable error reporting.
7. Click OK
8. Click OK
2. Click on Performance and Maintenance.
3. Click on System.
4. Then click on the Advanced tab
5. Click on the error-reporting button on the bottom of the windows.
6. Select Disable error reporting.
7. Click OK
8. Click OK
DISABLE WGA NOTIFICATION IN WINDOWS XP
1. Lauch Windows Task Manager.
2. End wgatray.exe process in Task Manager.
3. Restart Windows XP in Safe Mode.
4. Delete WgaTray.exe from c:\Windows\System32.
5. Delete WgaTray.exe from c:\Windows\System32\dllcache.
6. Lauch RegEdit.
7. Browse to the following location:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\
Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon\Notify
8. Delete the folder ‘WgaLogon’ and all its contents
9. Reboot Windows XP.
Note: With this method, you may be prompted to install WGA Notifications again which can still be unselected.
2. End wgatray.exe process in Task Manager.
3. Restart Windows XP in Safe Mode.
4. Delete WgaTray.exe from c:\Windows\System32.
5. Delete WgaTray.exe from c:\Windows\System32\dllcache.
6. Lauch RegEdit.
7. Browse to the following location:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\
Windows NT\CurrentVersion\Winlogon\Notify
8. Delete the folder ‘WgaLogon’ and all its contents
9. Reboot Windows XP.
Note: With this method, you may be prompted to install WGA Notifications again which can still be unselected.
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